Horace Bulregard is not an artist. They do not think of themselves as an artist, and they hate contemporary fine art and all that it stands for with an intense and burning passion. Why they spent the last three years studying art at Sheridan College, no one can say for certain. This is of course mainly due to the fact that Horace refuses to give a straight answer to any who ask this, often opting to infer that the instigators mother was a llama instead.
Most days, the title Horace WOULD go by is 'self-entitled poncey git', but when they are feeling a little more generous they might call themselves a 'storyteller'. This of course is only because they assume that were they to concede to call themselves a storyteller, other people would be so good as to fill in for calling them a poncey git in the interim. They believe that people are very considerate that way.
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It is not expected, but would be immensely appreciated.